THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED RANDY,
WHO GREW TO BE A MAN,
HE DATED AND DATED AND FINALLY GOT MARRIED,
BUT THAT WENT IN THE CAN,
SO HE HEARD OF A SERVICE THE A.F.F
A PLACE TO MEET HIS MATCH,
OH YES I'LL TRY IT HE SAID TO ALL,
IF LUCKY I'LL FIND MY CATCH,
SO HE TRIED AND HAD MORE FUN THEN EVER,
FOR HE LEARNED JUST WHAT TO SAY,
TO A WOMAN BE RESPECTFUL AND ALWAYS KIND,
OR YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST FIRST BASE,
YOU SEE A FRIENDSHIP IS MORE IMPORTANT,
THEN SEX WILL EVER BE,
A TIME AND PLACE FOR THAT YOU KNOW,
THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE,
TO TELL THE TRUTH AT FIRST I THOUGHT,
WOW WHAT A MARKET FOR MEAT,
BUT LOOK AROUND AND YOU WILL SEE,
WHY FRIEND FINDERS ARE SO NEAT,
THE LADIES ARE FUN AND NICE TO TALK TO,
THEY HELP YOU WITH ADVICE,
THERES A MAG A STORE AND EVEN AN UPDATE,
FOR THOSE WHO MUST THINK TWICE,
MY FAVS THE CHAT WHERE WE GET TOGETHER,
ENJOYING EACH ONES DAY,
GOOD BYE FOR NOW YES I MUST GO back
TO MY FAVORITE CHATROOM TO PLAY!!!!!