I licked her brow, then Ah! Surprise!
I nuzzled down and frenched her eyes.
In turn, she asks to lick my balls,
As 'tween my lids, her tongue installs,
Carresses iris, lens and more,I've walked some less-than-hallowed halls,
I've done some things 'hind doors and walls,
That I don't talk about too much
Like jerking off in socks, and such.
But the thing that I regret the most
'fore Father, Son and Holy Ghost,
Was the time I laid my tongue's pink tip,
Not on vulva, soft place or tit,
But, rather, on the softest orb
A body has, and Oh! Sweet Lord!
A sight for eyeballs, now grown sore,
Forgiveness now, I ask of thee,
For I have found these truths, just three:
The first, don't pee on those who care,
The next, don't spank that bottom bare.
And last, confessed, with heavy sigh,
There's more to sex than meets the eye.